You know how some people just spout garbage everytime they open their mouth...when it gets really bad you start to remember these things, then you ask others about similar things, then you make a list...

Story 1. Scholarship for LAW at QUT...
Truth 1.QUT says that he was offered a place in ARTS...not a scholarship a place.

Story 2. Raced at state level in a Celica for 4 years.
Truth 2. Had an old Celica, as a daily driver, bought some brakes & suspension but never fitted them, never went to the track.

Story 3. Spent 6 months working (unqualified & without experience) in a performance shop interstate, which enabled him to live in America for a year & purchase substantial real estate assets.
Truth 3. Doesn't appear to be any truth to this other that he was working part time as a basic labourer at the shop.

Story 4. Worked on an oilrig/mine for a year.
Truth 4. Err none

Story 5.Trained with AFL teams, could have been a top player too if he had wanted.
Truth 5. Went on a training camp with a team, a camp that anyone can attend.

Story 6. Had a seizure in Brisbane but went out & got shitfaced pissed the following two nights.
Truth 6. Needed to get out of Brisbane before he drowned in his own bullshit

Story 7. Owned a few Astinas an SP20, a 300zxTT & a Celica.
Truth 7. Parents owned Astinas & SP20, mate owned 300zxTT & yep he owned a mid 70s Celica...

Story 8. Ordered new furniture to be delivered around 1 Jan. still not here.
Truth 8. Had no money didn't order anything, borrowed all bedding except mattress from someone else.

Story 9. Has to go to the US this year because he earnt so much money he is facing an international tax audit.
Truth 9. Err probably none, maybe wants to go to US?

Story 10. Has definite serious connections with WA underworld crime syndicates.
Truth 10. Umm, maybe he saw someone steal a mars bar once...
Story 11. Celica was turbo but when asked what class it raced in it was N/A
Truth 11. Stock shitter Celica

Stories 11 & 12 Celica had nine lives, it was stolen, written off while he was tuning the motec & it was sold.
Truth 11 & 12 Had an old Celica, pretty much a stock shitter...maybe had a motec sticker.

Story 14. He is qualified as a dietician, a personal trainer, and in Real Estate.
Truth 14. Not qualified in anything.

Story 15. Went back to Perth to see his neurologist doesn't know how long he will be gone...cant change to a QLD neurologist because they wont allow it.
Truth 15. Running away from a group of people who were fast getting sick of his bullshit...

Story 16. Now drives a Eunos 800 that he is thinking of twin turboing & making 4wd...
Truth 16. Enjoying the public transport system.

Story 17. His mum was beaten up by aboriginals...
Truth 17. His mum craves attention from anyone (its hereditary) and dated the aboriginal...

Story 18. He wants to pay his rent a few months in advance, it saves the hassle & he has a big income from investments overseas so money is never a problem
Truth 18. You will have to hassle the crap out of him for the rent & then he will only pay a few dollars here & there, even then he will leave owing you money...

Story 19. Held a Golden Gloves title for 2 years.
Truth 19. Saw all the Rocky movies & quite liked them.

Story 20. Tells everyone how smart he is...
Truth 20. How smart can someone be who has epilepsy & then uses illicit drugs?

Story 21. was a bar manager for two years.
Truth 21. has been to many bars (several of them of the gay variety) and has been kicked out by the manager for trying to tune the bar staff.

Story 22. Was a sponsored surfer when he was younger!!! Has over 9 boards.
Truth 22. Went to the beach, made sand castles & got dumped by the shorebreak.

Story 23. Used to be BIG (ie. muscley) but never had photos.
Truth 23. Cameras cannot take photos of images in your head.

Story 24. Ex girlfriend was a model who got second in the Miss Australia swimsuit section (or similar)
Truth 24. Never had a girlfriend but he used to beat off to his mums copy of New Idea that covered the Miss Australia comp.

Story 25. Had a meeting in Brisbane with a bank owner, but after the interview left his suit in the guys office and changed back into his blue shorts and his white T-shirt.
Truth 25. Got naked with an old guy in a public toilet for $5.

Story 26. Was captain of cricket and Aussie rules at his school.
Truth 26. The captain of the cricket & AFL teams let him lick off his tinea.

Story 27. Was a prefect at his school.
Truth 27. Got beat up a lot at school, so his mum taught him in their garage.

Story 28. Got a finishing grade within the top 0.1% of WA.
Truth 28. Finished grade 6...just.

Story 29. Had paid Guy $9000 for the yellow 300ZX and was just waiting on it to be delivered. (but I wasn't to bring this up with Guy, because Guy wanted to keep it quiet).
Truth 29. Hadnt even paid for the food he had eaten, the phone calls he made, any other bills & hardly any rent. He wanted the Z & Guy said he could buy it...if he sold the honda.

Story 30. Can build a 200hp atw 3sge with about $700 worth of parts. (this is what was in his RACECAR!)
Truth 30. Had an atmo 1600 carby celica, it was worth nearly $700.

Story 31. Said he knew someone in the ATO who told him he was going to be audited this year (which is also why he didnt pay cash for the EVO6 he test drove )
Truth 31. Never earned enough money to actually have to pay tax.

Story 32. There were only a few regulars that raced every week like himself. The non-regulars didn't like him much because he was very aggressive on the track. Cut people off etc. If he hit them, it didn't matter he'd just fix up his damage later.
Truth 32. He watched Bathurst on telly...once.

Story 33. "Guy likes having me around the house. Because it gives him someone to bond with. We get on really well. But Todd is the worse housemate ever."
Truth 33. Guy was ready to throw him out, the only time they spoke was when Guy was asking him for overdue money. He started to crap on...Guy left the room. Todd keeps to himself & pays all bills without being asked.

Story 34. He was getting cable in his bedroom...
Truth 34. If he graduates from bed wetting he might lay cable in his bedroom...

Story 35. He promised to include George in his next big development. George didnt have to worry about outlaying any money, he'd cover that. But George should have about $10,000 return by April.....
Truth 35. He played monopoly...and lost to a 5 year old.

Story 36. He had to fire his personal assistant in Seattle. He didn't sell the property at the price he was told to, & lost $13000!!!
Truth 36. Listened to a Nirvana CD...once

Story 37. Justine had a friend in Seattle after a job and he said he would give them the job if they could follow orders. However, after she'd told the friend and got back to him the position had been filled...
Truth 37. Justine had a friend in Seattle.

Story 38. His Dad and he hired a Porsche for his birthday. they went for a drive together in the morning and then in the afternoon he took it out and went cruising.
Truth 38. He once saw a Porsche on his birthday.

Story 39. He was meant to be at training/trials for the Lions on a particular day. But he couldnt be bothered with it...
Truth 39. He saw the Lions had their training/tryouts on the news.

Story 40. When asked if he was going to get a job he said he did not need to work as he had plenty of money, but would to pass his spare time..... Would have got a job at the hammo tho as he knew everyone there and they loved him.
Truth 40. Had no way of getting to or from a job without borrowing cars, tried to get jobs locally but got knocked back.

Story 41. He was going to be personal training at QUT in the city so that is why he wasn't doing anything over summer as he had a job lined up already and couldn't wait to start training all the babes he met when he went along to check things out when he got over here!
Truth 41. He heard there was a gym at QUT.

Story 42. A magazine was hounding him to do a photoshoot on his 300zx back in Perth but he kept having to refuse because he didnt want certain Perth people to know he had it because it was stolen.
Truth 42. He knew someone who had a 300zx...

Story 43. Said he had been "on" with Mel from Fridays at the Family nightclub but when it came to the crunch he didn't want to take her home cos she was too shabby for him.
Truth 43. whilst drugged up, had masturbated in the toilets at Family about what it would be like to be "on" with Mel.

Story 44. Worked for one of the big accountancy places during Tax return time completing peoples tax returns for them.
Truth 44. Did grade 4 maths.

Story 45. Was going to Guy's co driver if he started racing "Thunder Cats"
Truth 45. Heard Guy might race "thunder cats", with Cam as the co driver.

Story 46. He apparently borrowed $10 000 off his mates parents to start his investments when he was 16. Lost $5000 on the stockmarket within the first week of investing, scared the shit out of him, but stuck with it, then continued to make shitloads afterwards.
Truth 46. Once borrowed $10 of a mate for lunch, lost $5 somewhere on the way, was scared as he couldn't afford the upsized meal, and then continued to try to scam for the free upsize, in the end got a few extra chips.

Story 47. Drinks passion pop because the chicks love it and it gets all the women.
Truth 47. Is to broke to buy real booze and cant handle real booze anyway and has to resort to drinking SHIT girly crap.

Story 48. He was at the UQ gym and saw a guy lifting weights wrong. Went and taught him how to do it properly and then afterwards discovered he was the UNI personal trainer.
Truth 48. Heard that there was a gym at UQ.

Story 49. He said that the UQ gym is good it has everything he wants.
Truth 49. Heard that there was a gym at UQ.

Story 50. He said his girlfriends parents in perth were music promoters, they gave Jon Butler Trio their big break all those years ago before they were known by allowing them to play. Anyway.. he was saying the promoters went back to Jon Butler Trio to ask them to do a large concert last year. But they declined. He then met with them and abused them and called them fuking wankers etc etc. He also personally threatened to take them to court.
Truth 50. Went to a Hanson concert once... had a fight with a fan who he thought was a chick but was acctually a bloke with long Hanson style hair.

Story 51. Claimed to be an expert in all matters economic, had done copius amounts at uni on the subject.
Truth 51. Saw some headlines in the newspaper while looking for the cartoons, once rode his bike past a uni...

Story 52. He said he really missed living near the beach, because in perth he lived "153m" from the beach. ... What he was looking at doing was buying a house up at Noosa for him to go to on the weekends (which he'd drive his evo6 to) ... and that he'd let us all use it whenever we wanted.
Truth 52. He likes houses and the beach ..... he also likes to dream.

Story 53. Balistic's dad got a brand new VY gen III ute and Balistic let him take it for a test drive..... he was drifting it around corners fully baking up the rear tyres, Said Balistic was shitting himself but he did not care and was laughing... told him to hang on.
Truth 53. Balistics dad got a VY gen3 ute & he drove it.

Story 54. He once worked for the previously mentioned performance workshop, as a welder and mechanic, took a 600HP GTR for a spirited drive and blew the gearbox, and had to rebuild it before the customer arrived.
Truth 54. He once saw a GTR